Today's winner is...

A little boy I know said to me today "I need to cut my baby's toes so they don't grow too long". When I attempted to correct him in saying, "I think you mean you need to cut your baby's toe nails". He responded with a sarcastic tone "yea...whatever". Thank you almost four-year-old! I'm not sure about you...but I would be a little nervous for this child to procreate someday! I also wouldn't want this particular little one coming anywhere near my feet!!